Josh's frozen vegetables, Fritos at the bar, anything from Taco Bell.
In all honesty, my problem is one of portion and not content (I eat crazy shit all the time). I regret hoffing down the tub of potato salad and entire bag of Doritos every time I do it once a week.
Funny Thing...Lydia and i had a fourth meal last nite...from the Home of the fourth meal: Taci-bell!!! We got it to go though so we could eat in on my neighbors lawn. It was 3 in the AM but he stopped by our picnic so that we could sexually harass him while we wolfed down taco's. His name is Jay, he's like seventeen but pretty hot. I told him I would be leaving my blinds open from here on out so he can see my boobs. Thats right, I said Boobs! You guys said you wanted more sex in this blog.....
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Josh's frozen vegetables, Fritos at the bar, anything from Taco Bell.
In all honesty, my problem is one of portion and not content (I eat crazy shit all the time). I regret hoffing down the tub of potato salad and entire bag of Doritos every time I do it once a week.
Saturn Cafe...
Asti Corn beef and cabbage sandwich
Pizza that some homeless dude gave to me
Melissa's undies.. yeah, I was that drunk.
Funny Thing...Lydia and i had a fourth meal last nite...from the Home of the fourth meal: Taci-bell!!!
We got it to go though so we could eat in on my neighbors lawn. It was 3 in the AM but he stopped by our picnic so that we could sexually harass him while we wolfed down taco's. His name is Jay, he's like seventeen but pretty hot. I told him I would be leaving my blinds open from here on out so he can see my boobs.
Thats right, I said Boobs! You guys said you wanted more sex in this blog.....
The Asti serves food? I wish I didn't know that.
1) A whole container of chocolate-vanilla swirl frosting (con sprinkles)... no cake.
2) An entire box of Twinkies (that would be 24, for those of you counting at home) and a 2 liter bottle of room-temp cream soda.
3) Post-Dance floor vageeeeeen.
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