In the spirit of Goodfellas lets post our favorite jokes.. Last Sunday I left the Crows Nest feeling short changed after 2 comedians made me want to kill myself...
Reach back and let er rip, whatever your style is!
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In the key of Mitch Hedberg:
I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit.
Giggle giggle.
a pirate walks into a bar.
the bartender says "what is this a joke?"
jk. the bartender says: "we need a new bouncer. show us how tough you are and you drink for free everynight" the pirate agrees: "what do you want me to do?"
bartender: "THREE things. 1 drink this gallon of mouldy beer. 2 pull the rotten tooth out of the aligator out back. and 3 theres a whore upstairs that aint never been satisfied."
so the pirate drinks the beer in one gulp - and marches out the back. The bar begins to shake and for 20 minutes the loudest screaming and yelling comes from the back of the bar. everyone thinks the pirate is surely dead.
But the back door bursts open and the pirate says "NOW! wheres that whore with the rotten tooth!?"
-that joke won me the "king of fools" title at the 2006 renfaire
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