Give The People What They Want

Ok, perverts. Since the poll shows an overwhelming majority of you want more sex questions, here's one to start us off:

Has anyone in your life ever had to give you "the talk"? How did it go down and what kind of (mis)information did you get from it?

never forget......

Write your own eulogy Lazy! George Carlin (RIP) recently left behind his own "eulogy" and it was pretty good. What would yours say and who would deliver it.
******Bonus: What outfit will you be buried in?

Delegation Station

Lydia and I are RAD, but so are you guys! Are there any members of our blog who would like to ask a question 1 day a week (Give Me and Lyd a day off and get some new question blood up in here?!). We cant pay you, but we will answer your posts. The only rules are: You need to not ask mean questions like: "Why is Melissa so vain?" and you have to get your friends to join the blog so we can go prime time.
Let us know if you are inerested and which day of the week you would like to be in charge of.
email me at:
missmunnypinny@yahoo.com

Thanks and thanks,
Melissa & Lydia Osopensky

its such a perfect day........

Describe the best day of your life...whether it has happened yet or not. Whether it will ever happen or not. Just get into it. make sure it is packed with glory.

If you could have any hair style, what would it be? 

Zits and brits

I have a really bad zit right now so I searched the internet for a solution. Turns out you have to use toothpaste on them and it will either make the zit go away or it will burn black holes in your face. Eitherway, The zit debate brought up some good questions for me. I'm 29. How come I still have zits and why is it that i feel the need to tell people about it the minute they make eye contact with me? I guess the real question is pretty general (a good one for gelwicks):

What is up with adult acne?
*and if you can't identify with this question tell us how old you were when you got pubes.

Below are some funny comments from my new favorite website:

TOOTHPASTE ON MY FACE Comments By: FINA I HAVE TOOTHPASTE ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW...IT IS BURNING..BUT I THINK THAT MEANS ITS WORKING..IVE USED THIS METHOD BEFORE AND I SEE SMALL IMPROVMENTS..IT WORKS. AND FEELS GREAT!

CAUTION! BE CAREFUL! Comments By: SARABETH I put toothpaste on my face overnight in October of 2004.I woke up with a black mustache because I had a pimple on my lip and put toothpaste on it. We are now in 2006 and my skin has not been the same. I have small holes in my skin because it burned me. I also had to take yearbook pictures the next day. I took my photo and it will be memorable forever. My school labeled me '' TOOTHPASTE FACE''. I would never wish this on anyone so just think twice before acting. Maybe that happened because I slept with it on! JUST DON'T DO IT!

http://www.tipking.co.uk/tip/2341.html

Fourth Meal

What have you eaten at 3am that would be out of the question at a civilized hour?

Golden Years...........

We all know that by the time we reach the autumn of our lives Social security will be about as real as unicorns riding leprechauns, BUT lets assume your pyramid schemes and other honorable business ventures pay off...How and Where will you spend your Retirement?

Quotable Notables

What silly lines get repeated over and over every time you and your friends get together and hit the sauce? Can you remember the glorious moment they were first uttered? Let us in on the joke even though I'm sure you had to be there.

We foot have to grest tomorrow:) LOL///TTL

This One may be too Specific for our beloved Nightrain, but play along because this question needs to be asked:

Sometimes I mis-text. Its kind of like how I don't use proper grammar in speech or in my blog, but worse because I'm usually texting important info like "What a bad girl I've been" or "what I'm wearing". More often than not, T9 thinks I'm trying to say something different and BAMM..I have sent a message that makes no sense. I know I am not the only one who has this problem because Lydia and a few others have sent me some crazy shit. So todays question is: Give some examples of a few T9 disasters or texting blunders that you have either sent or received.

It 's good for ya!

What must-do thing haunts your day, your month, your year? What do you dread, put off as long as possible, but ultimately submit to in order to better yourself, for the greater good, for a paycheck? In honor of my having to grade a shit-load of essay exams, tell us what makes you cringe and what lengths you'll go to avoid it as well as why you suck it up eventually and make it happen. 

Lydia Lydia Lydia

Well, Lydia is lagging ass at posting her next question, so I made an executive decision to ask todays question on my own.

What Is your favorite thing about Lydia?

*If you dont know Lydia, your question is:
What is your favorite thing about Kevin Costner?

She's a super freak; She's super freaky!

This next question is dedicated to our own true love Sarah Hidy, who for some reason wont participate in the blog (she has a hard time with computers). But we love her nonetheless and pose this question in her honor.

Name Three of your all time favorite Karaoke songs. These are the songs that make you punch the DJ in the face if they don't have them in the giant karaoke bible. These are the songs that are on YOUR life's soundtrack.

*I'm being Generous letting you pick three so have some self control....

Change of Plan

Hey gang! Lydia and I decided it would be better if we only post on week days. Weekends are tough because we are usually busy:

-Doing physical fitness
-At the Flea Market buying tchotchkies
-Studying and writing dissertations (In Lydia's case)
-Being hung-the-fuck-over (In Melissa's Case)
-Wrestling
-Practicing songs in the mirror
-Stalking people on myspace
-On the phone with each other.

So Just look forward to the interrogation game on the weekdays. I got a good one for tomorrow so stay tuned.

P.S. Kittens are getting their asses kicked. The next poll will go up tomorrow. Kitten haters.

Bonus points if it rhymes

You thought you'd live it down but, with the help of the internet, you can own it. Post for all to see the most embarrassing nickname you've ever been called. Please disclose the approximate time of use and circumstances surrounding the infamous moniker. If you've dodged this bullet, tell us what nickname you wish someone would give you or, even worse, a glorious name you've given to someone else. 

Best,

Pee-the-Pants

I Like your Sassy Outfit!

What kinda of fashion gives you passion?
What kind of clothes get you randy? Describe what you love to see a man or woman wearing ?
(pick the one you usually take home from bars). Describe what is sexy about this style/look.

chain gangs and mashed potatoes

You're on death row and the chef wants to know what you'll be eating for your last meal. Why are you in jail, who testified at your trial, what have you been doing while serving time, and what's the meal gonna be? And, lastly, what method of execution would you prefer and who would show up to it?

I call the terminator of the terminator series....im one step ahead of you all.

What/who is your favorite movie character and why?

Red pens and delete buttons

What do you hate most about grammar?