I'm fairly certain that on the Swedish or Mayan or Burger King calendar, today is Free-cut-you-open-and-suck-it-out-or-fill-it-in day...you have your choice of one procedure...anything on the menu, be it lipo, lift, transplant, hymenoplasty or
Thursday, May 27, 2010
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Just as a side note: losing your bellybutton is optional and the sexilicious green underwear are not part of the package.
Sorry.
Butt implants, no question. I'm fine with my current back-side situation but I think a little more pop could do the booty good.
Thighs - suck 'em dry.
I would get eyebrow implants so I could throw out all the brown eyebrow pencil stubs littering my home.
I would get bushy ones like liz taylor...but blond like a supple viking bride. what. what?
My tum-tum, forsh!
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